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A Note from the Editor-In-Chief

First of all, to Snarky's readers in the United States, Happy Thanksgiving!

I realize the month of November has gone by without a post, but I wanted to let you know the blog is not dead. I just haven't had much time to play. I have four days off for the holiday and my poor fiance has to work all weekend, so I hope to get in plenty of simming.

I'll be honest, the posts are going to be scarce for a while. I'm four and a half months away from my wedding and I'm behind in my planning. Please be patient with me. I really do enjoy blogging because it's gotten my creative juices flowing again. Also, I am not planning on getting the Sims 3 (I don't want my marriage over before it starts), so this blog will not disappear in February.

Not long after I started this blog, a discussion thread came up on the Prosperity Challenge Yahoo Group about Hysterical Paroxysm's Uber-Megahood. This awesome Sim Goddess took all of the Maxis-made hoods (including Apartment Life's Belladonna Cove) and combined them into one neighborhood. Now the Goths can hang out with the Capps downtown. I was excited to hear about this project, but I was bummed at the same time. My blog is based on each individual neighborhood, not the combined Uber-hood. If only I had known about it before I started...

Well, I went on a couple months trying to pretend like the Uber-hood didn't exist, but temptation got the best of me. I finally downloaded it this week. Now, I'm facing a dilemma. Do I keep Snarky's blog going on the individual neighborhoods, or do I subtly shift to the Uber-hood? For now, I thnk I'm going to keep Snarky's blog as is and also create a new blog to follow the Uber-hood sims. The new blog will be in the "traditional" style of featuring one household per Sim week. Yes, I'm insane. I'm going to work on two blogs while planning a wedding.

On a final note, I'm going through Snarky's previous posts, and labeling the Sims in the pics. I'm inspired by Rachel's Prosperity Point and Mary's Tranquility Bay. I love how they label the Sims in their pictures because it helps you keep track of who is who. I thought I would need Photoshop to do this, but I just discovered that I can do it in Photobucket. I may post a tutorial about it.

Well, thank you so much for reading the blog. Snarky and I greatly appreciate you. As Snarky would say, "Later, Boys and Girls!"

The Pleasantview Herald: Vol. 1, Issue #1

Welcome, boys and girls. Snarky is back with some very delayed, but still juicy, gossip. You've been waiting long enough, so let's get started.

If you're male and you live in Pleasantview, you're probably having a bad day.

165 Sim Lane - Goth

The day started off looking good for Mortimer Goth because he was finally ditching (er, marrying off) his darling daughter Cassandra. Mortimer feared he would not live to see the day that Cassandra rode off into the sunset of marital bliss. And thanks to Don Lothario, Morty will have to live a little bit longer.

165 Sim Lane - Goth

The late summer sun did nothing to warm Don Lothario's cold feet. As Cassandra was poised to slip the ring on his finger, Don literally made a run for it, leaving a shocked and embarrassed bride in his wake.

165 Sim Lane - Goth

What do you do when your groom leaves you at the altar? If you've dreamed about nothing but marriage and babies your entire life, you have a nervous breakdown! It's a good thing Cassandra's father is rich because there will be therapy bills on top of all those wedding expenses.

165 Sim Lane - Goth

Alexander: Maybe you could hide out on Saturn until everyone forgets that Don jilted you.

215 Sim Lane - Pleasant

Don't be fooled here. Daniel Pleasant isn't role-playing with his wife. That's Kaylynn, the maid.

215 Sim Lane - Pleasant

It looks like Daniel is having a really good day, but all you-know-what is about to break loose. His wife Mary-Sue is outside having a nervous breakdown because she got demoted at work. Little does she know, she's been demoted in the bedroom as well as the boardroom.

215 Sim Lane - Pleasant

Angry women seem to follow Daniel wherever he goes. Daniel hopes the slapfest between his twin daughters, Angela and Lilith, will take Mary-Sue's mind off of his own indiscretion. Don't count on it, Dan!

170 Main Street - Caliente

Don, you really know how to make an exit. You should have stuck around because I hear the Caliente girls make a killer omelette. Or was that what the late Skip Broke said about his wife Brandi?

55 Woodland Drive - Broke

And speaking of Brandi Broke...

Not even the young men of Pleasantview can catch a break today. As soon as Dustin steps off the bus, his mom lays into him about his grades.

55 Woodland Drive - Broke

Congratualations to Beau Broke on celebrating his birthday. Beau, you're possibly the only male in Pleasantview to have a decent day, but I will have to deduct points for the pink pajamas.

215 Sim Lane - Pleasant

I still have more houses to visit in Pleasantview. Will the men's luck turn around? I guess the look on Cassandra's face shows that the women of Pleasantview haven't had that great of a day either. Cass, if you want to start up a Pleasantview chapter of the She-Woman Man-Hater's Club, just look over your shoulder for your first recruit!

A Note from Snarky

Hello, Boys and Girls, remember me? It's Snarky. Contrary to what rumors you may have heard, I haven't fallen off the face of the Earth, and I definitely haven't gone anywhere near Don Lothario's telescope. I'm still digging up the goods in Pleasantview and writing my gossip column. The reason you haven't seen any updates is because of my lame editor-in-chief. She's been whining that since her wedding is only five months away she hasn't had time to proofread my articles. She's also had some health issues she's been dealing with. Blah, blah, blah. Seriously, woman, where are your priorities? The gossip must be dished! Fret not, dear readers, I hope she will get at least part of my Pleasantview article published soon. Here's a few tidbits: Cassie and Don went to the altar, Kaylynn and Dan went to bed, and Brandi Broke went to the dogs.

The La Fiesta Tech Banner: Vol. 1, Issue #1

Hello, boys and girls. This is Snarky Sparks, and I just got back from the campus of La Fiesta Tech, where cheerleaders run rampant and mascots attack!

Canyon Commons

Klara Vonderstein is not getting in shape for cheerleader tryouts. She simply has no intention of becoming a Freshman Fifteen statistic. Her fellow dormies tell me she's on the exercise bike so much that they are starting to wonder if she's addicted.

Tri-Fuhm Sorority House

Pledge season is starting up, and it looks like Blossom Moonbeam is the first prospect at Tri-Fuhm.

116 Aridestra Drive - Shifting Paradymes

With Senior Year quickly approaching for Gunnar Rocque, the Shifting Paradymes are starting to audition for his replacement. Will the cow mascot make the band?

134 Aridestra Drive - Worthington

Francis J: You're twenty-one? Twenty-one, my [expletive]! How did you get into this party, Tiffany? I know for a fact you're still in high school. Come back, when you're no longer [expletive] jailbait!

Oresha-Hoh-Var Fraternity House

No one ever claimed that frat boys were the epitome of good housekeeping. Guy Wrightley pushes the five-second rule to the limit by snagging a slice a pizza off the floor.

Oresha-Hoh-Var Fraternity House

La Fiesta Tech barely averted a legal nightmare. Maid Xavier Hurt says that the cow mascot assaulted him with a deadly pillow. The University issued a written apology to Hurt and offered him a "substantial" raise. Mr. Hurt agreed to drop his lawsuit, but the cow was slapped with an order to remain at least 100 feet away from Mr. Hurt.

Oresha-Hoh-Var Fraternity House

It looks like the cheerleader also needs to get in on that restraining order.

Well, that's all for this relatively violent edition of The La Fiesta Tech Banner. Pleasantview is up next, so stay tuned!

The Desiderata Valley Gazette: Vol. 1, Issue #1

Snarky is sad this morning, boys and girls. She is sad because she has failed you, dear readers. Try as she might to get the goods on the residents of Desiderata Valley, they were just too adept at keeping their skeletons in the closet. That being said, let's dish.

Desiderata Valley

The stormy weather in Desiderata Valley should have been a clue that my trip here would be bleak. Many of the residents stayed inside because of heavy downpours.

1097 West Leisure Lane - Picaso

Matthew and Jessica Picaso moved into a small home on West Leisure Lane and quickly shooed away the welcome wagon to get started on their family. Jessica's baby bump is a sure indicator that their romp was a success.

250 Main Street - Aspir

Luis Aspir can't stop taking in strays! First he let his son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter move in. Today, he adopted a mutt off the street named Tucker.

250 Main Street - Aspir

I've heard rumors that Luis dabbles in the occult, and now I have proof. Mr. Aspir has been hiding a genie lamp in his attic. His first wish was to resurrect his wife. However, her personality was as gray as her complexion, so Luis sent her back to the afterlife. He then decided to wish for "peace of mind." Luis is getting long in the tooth, so will his remaining wish keep the Grim Reaper at bay?

1055 East Leisure Lane - Jocque

Violet Jocque has a crush on her classmate Jack Kim, but parents Marcel and Sophia don't need to start saving for a wedding. Violet's friends say while the two have a little bit of chemistry, they are definitely not soulmates.

1050 East Leisure Lane - Bell & Wirth

Hannah: Girl, let me tell you, that ballet is paying off. Issac was the bomb last night!

Word to the wise, Hannah, don't brag about your husband's prowess to your very single sister, especially when she lives in your house.

1050 East Leisure Lane - Bell & Wirth

Sharon may not be into commitment, but she's also not a homewrecker. Rather than seeing if her sister's claims about her brother-in-law were true, she decided to find out if John Mole was also the bomb.

And that brings us to the end of this update. I don't even have a final tidbit to leave with you, so I'll be on my way to La Fiesta Tech. If the students there are as boring at the residents in Desiderata Valley, I swear I'm going to spike the punch!

A note from the Editor-In-Chief:
My original plan was to post every Sunday, but I found Desiderata Valley to be extremely boring. As a result, it took me longer to get through this neighborhood. I'm committed to blogging through all of the neighborhoods, so I will persevere!

The Bluewater Village Chronicle: Vol. 1, Issue #1

Good morning, boys and girls. Snarky is back with the latest dish on Bluewater Village. All I can say, is thank Heavens for Denise and Gilbert Jacquet. They saved this article from being a complete snoozefest. Ok, you Bluewater Villagers, listen up. You better get more sneaky and more skanky or Snarky isn't going to bother peeking in your windows anymore.

146 Pebble Drive - Ramirez

Tessa Ramirez got her first A+ and landed a spot in Bluewater Academy. Whoop-de-doo.

32 Eagle Lane - Tinker

Apparently someone replaced the batteries in Wanda Tinker's biological clock, and it's ticking so loudly that even Will Wright* can hear it. Mrs. Tinker wants five more children. Since Wanda and Stephen are in their 40's they decided that adoption would help them expand their family faster. Taylor arrived this morning, and they are expecting another child to arrive tomorrow. If that weren't enough, a third (and possibly fourth) child will be soon be arriving the good old-fashioned way.

*Editor's Note: Thou shalt not invoke thy Creator's name in vain.

Ramirez's Fine Furniture - Ramirez

Despite a poor review, Checo's furniture shop reached Level 2. Checo can give all the thanks to Andrew Pearson, Checo's most loyal customer (seen here making a purchase), who singlehandedly kept the store in business.

223 Idlewild Street - Jacquet

Snarky loves nothing more than seeing the "playa" get played but I must come to Gilbert Jacquet's defense in this case. Gilbert charmed Kendal Seiff to the point that she developed a crush on him. Kendal then offered to set him up on a blind date with her friend Shelby Barrett. Gilbert figured Kendal wasn't really interested in him and was passing him off to her friend, so he accepted the date with Shelby. Well, Miss Kendal immediately got jealous and slapped poor Gil around like a crash test dummy.

Apparently, Kendal was just testing Gilbert to see if his feelings were genuine, and Gil majorly failed the test in her eyes. Kendal, you really have no one to blame but yourself. These silly childish games don't work. If you find you a guy you're into, the last thing you should do is bring your prettier friend around him. Better luck next time, sweetie.

223 Idelwild Street - Jacquet

Denise: Gilbert, dear, if you're going to own a bakery, don't you think you should at least learn how to cook?

J'Adore Bakery - Jacquet

Denise: There's room is this town for only one Atrociously Evil Witch, sister, and you're looking at her.

74 Gondola Way - Landgraab

Well, that's all from Bluewater Village for today (thank goodness). Next I'm off to Desiderata Valley. But before I go, I'll leave you with one last tidbit. Who left a love note in the mailbox of Bluewater's most eligible bachelor?

The Belladonna Cove Observer: Vol. 1, Issue #1

Good morning, boys and girls. Snarky is back with the latest dish on Belladonna Cove. Let me tell you, the Cove-ites have been busy getting busy. I promised you that three bachelors were about to fall, and how hard have they fallen!

But first, my editor has informed me that my column must also celebrate personal milestones, so before I can dish the dirt, I have some lovey-dovey, feel-good items to get out of the way.

#1 Ocean View Apartments - Patel

Ana and Ramir Patel welcomed the arrival of their first child, a bouncing baby boy named Raj. Raj has the distinction of being the first baby born in Belladonna Cove! Enjoy the spotlight while you can, kid, because this is the last time Snarky is going to gush unabashedly about you.

#2 Sentinel Apartments - Riley and Cho

Etsu Cho celebrated her birthday. It has been busy for Little Miss Cho lately. Not only did she gain admittance to Belladona Cove Prep, she also gained a stepmother and stepsister. So much drama for a young one, and Snarky will be there to report it!

#1 Tech Terrace - Baldwin

Marcus Baldwin also celebrated his birthday. I hear that his momma, Isabel, is preggers again. That would make Marcus the middle child, and we all know the drama that a middle child can cause! What's that sound I hear? Sounds like, "Sofia, Sofia, Sofia!"

Editor's Note: The Wrightsville Times Syndicate does not condone shout outs to 70's sitcoms. Please direct all queries to snarky@wrightsvilletimes.com.

108 Bella Park Road - Gere and Green

Chastity: So, Phoebe, I know you're the Infallibly Good Witch and all that, but I gotta know. Is woohoo with magical powers off the chain, or what?

#2 Sentinel Apartments - Riley and Cho

Ex-bachelor #1 is Timothy Riley. After he and Vivian Cho spent eons making up excuses to knock on each other's door (honestly, who really runs out of sugar???), they finally expressed their attraction to each other. And let me tell you, these two are *hot* for each other. I would even go so far as to call them soul mates. Their courtship was brief, they were wed in a private ceremony, and they have quickly settled into domestic tranquility. Viv, congrats on landing your man, but you really should have thought twice before using the can in front of him. A woman must maintain a certain air of mystery.

Londoste - Cordial and Green

Ex-bachelor #2 is Gabriel Green, who fell under the spell of Good Witch Samantha Cordial. I was having dinner at a table next to them when Gabe whipped out this rock. If anyone is looking for a roommate, I hear Chastity Gere will soon be in the market.

Sim Bowl Lanes - Cordial and DeBateau

I was walking past Sim Bowl Lanes when what to my wondering eyes should appear but Kimberly Cordial in the arms of Armand DeBateau. Ms. Cordial is a step up from Armand's last fling, Jessica Peterson, but I'm still shocked to see him slumming it at Sim Bowl Lanes.

Editor's Note: Sim Bowl Lanes is a quality establishment, welcoming a wide variety of clientele, and a proud sponsor of The Wrightsville Times Syndicate. Please visit their ad on page C6.

Freya's Raiments - Cordial

I was buying some cute black pumps at Freya's when I spied Kimberly Cordial trying on a bridal gown. It looks like she and Armand are serious. I'm rushing home to check my mailbox for a wedding invite.

Location Withheld - Name Withheld

Before I go, I'll leave you with one last tidbit. Which Belladonna Cove couple is so desperate to get pregnant that they woohooed in their apartment's communal hot tub? Find out in the next issue of The Belladonna Cove Observer. Meanwhile, I'm off to Bluewater Village to buy some Clorox.

The Academie Le Tour Ledger: Vol. 1, Issue #1

This is Snarky Sparks here with my first gossip issue. It's Fall, and that means school is in session. Let's see how our scholars at Academie Le Tour are doing...

25 Bundt Way - O'Feefe

Poor Delilah O'Feefe! When she invited Edwin Sharpe over to "study," she assumed he understood what she really meant.

Come on, Ed, there's clueless and then there's clueless. Did you even notice that Miss O'Feefe answered the door in her nightie?

Buck up, Delilah. I heard there may be another man on campus with his eye on you.

4 Danish Drive - Sharpe and Powers

It has been rumored that a certain Mr. and Mrs. Sharpe enjoy more than their fair share of libations, and they must have been three sheets to the wind when they allowed daughter Roxie to shack up with her honey, Jonah Powers. It wasn't five minutes after the Sharpes' car pulled out, that a furniture truck pulled in, delivering the young couple a new double bed. Jonah may be Roxie's first, but from what I hear, he certainly won't be her last!

4 Danish Drive - Sharpe and Powers

Edwin could kick himself for missing a prime opportunity with Delilah, so he's boning up on his wooing skills. Ed, honey, you should be studying Jonah's playbook, so that you can, ahem, "bone up" on your woohooing skills.

58 Focaccia Place - Flexor and Indie

Overheard while strolling down Focaccia...

Mitch: I swear, Max. If that [expletive] llama doesn't [expletive] get out of here. I'm going to [expletive] break every [expletive] bone in his [expletive] hand. [expletive] [expletive] [expletive]

Editor's Note: The Wrightsville Times Syndicate does not condone violence against llamas in any form. Please direct all queries to mitch.indie@acadletour.edu.

Romara Dorms - Biggs and Furley

They say Spring is when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love. Well, the students in Romara Dorms are getting an early start. Lo and behold, who would have guessed that Marla Biggs would be the first lady in Romara to snag a man? It's true. She and Phineaus Furley have gotten very close. Regardless of what my naysayers think, Snarky really does have a heart. And, I heart this couple! Marla, girl, stick with this one. The other boys in your dorm are only interested in women, money, and women with money, but Phin is the marrying kind. In fact, he's already got his grandkids' names picked out...

Romara Dorms - Frost and Whippler

Seeing his buddy Phin's success gave Chaz Whippler the courage to approach Ellen Frost. Unfortunately, her response was well frosty. (Oh, yeah, Snarky went there!)

Editor's Note: The Wrightsville Times Syndicate does not condone the use of lame puns in any form. Please direct all queries to snarky@wrightsvilletimes.com.

Romara Dorms - Frost and Whippler

And that's only because she likes to take the lead in the relationship. Now that love is in full bloom in Romara, will fellow dormies Emily Lee and Tom Freshe hook up?

That's all from Academie Le Tour today, dear readers. I'm off to Belladonna Cove, where I hear three bachelors may be coming off the market!

Neighborhood Directory

This table lists the current status of the residents in each Maxis hood. The houses will be played in a one day per round rotation until all of the Maxis Made playables have died. Descendants, Townies, and NPCs are italicized. Red text denotes changes since last update.

Academie Le Tour
Last Name	First Name	Address	Age	Aspiration	Lifetime Want
Biggs	Marla	Romara Dorms	Freshman	Knowledge	Become Mad Scientist (Science)
Flexor	Max	4 Danish Drive	Freshman	Popularity	Become the Law (Law)
Freshe	Tom	Romara Dorms	Freshman	Fortune	Become a Prestidigitator(Entertainment
Frost	Ellen	Romara Dorms	Freshman	Fortune	Become City Planner(Architecture)
Furley	Phineaus	Romara Dorms	Freshman	Family	Have 6Grandchildren
Indie	Mitch	4 Danish Drive	Freshman	Family	Have 6 Grandchildren
Lee	Emily	Romara Dorms	Freshman	Knowledge	Become Education Minister (Education)
O'Feefe	Delilah	25 Bundt Way	Freshman	Knowledge	Become Space Pirate (Adventurer)
Powers	Jonah	58 Focaccia Place	Sophomore	Romance	Become a Professional Party Guest (Slacker)
Sharpe	Edwin	58 Focaccia Place	Freshman	Knowledge	Become a Prestidigitator (Entertainment)
Sharpe	Roxie	58 Focaccia Place	Sophomore	Romance	Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers
Whippler	Chaz	Romara Dorms	Freshman	Romance	Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers
Belladonna Cove
Last Name	First Name	Address	Age	Aspiration	Lifetime Want
Baldwin	Benjamin	#1 Tech Terrace	Adult	Popularity	Become Rock God (Music)
Baldwin	Isabel	#1 Tech Terrace	Adult	Family	Graduate 3 Children from College
Baldwin	Marcus	#1 Tech Terrace	Child	Grow Up	?
Baldwin	Sofia	#1 Tech Terrace	Child	Grow Up	?
Cho	Etsu	#2 Sentinel Apts.	Child	Grow Up	?
Cleveland	Jason	#1 Bella Park Condo	Adult	Fortune	Earn $100,000
Cleveland	Justin	#1 Bella Park Condo	Teen	Popularity	Become General (Military)
Cleveland	Marissa	#1 Bella Park Condo	Adult	Fortune	Become Criminal Mastermind (Criminal)
Contender	Carlos	310 Bay View Drive	Elder	Popularity	Become Professional Party Guest (Slacker)
Cordial	Samantha	218 Bay View Drive	Adult	Knowledge	Have 20 Simultaneous Best Friends
DeBateau	Armand	#1 Cornerstone Condo	Adult	Family	Reach Golden Anniversary
DeBateau (Cordial)	Kimberly	#1 Cornerstone Condo	Adult	Knowledge	Become Mayor (Politics)
DeBateau	Tara	#1 Cornerstone Condo	Teen	Knowledge	Max Out 7 Skills
Gavigan	Isaiah	#2 Bella Park Condo	Child	Grow Up	?
Gavigan	Mary	#2 Bella Park Condo	Adult	Family	Reach Golden Anniversary
Gavigan	Nathan	#2 Bella Park Condo	Adult	Fortune	Become Hall of Famer (Athletic)
Gere	Chastity	108 Bella Park Road	Adult	Romance	Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers
Goodie	Faith	#1 Bella's Belle's Townhomes	Elder	Knowledge	Become Criminal Mastermind (Criminal)
Goodie	Herbert	#1 Bella's Belle's Townhomes	Elder	Knowledge	Become Mad Scientist (Science)
Green	Gabriel	108 Bella Park Road	Adult	Knowledge	Become Chief of Staff (Medical)
Newson	Gabriella	#3 Sentinel Apts.	Child	Grow Up	?
Newson	Gallagher	#3 Sentinel Apts.	Child	Grow Up	?
Newson	Garrett	#3 Sentinel Apts.	Toddler	Grow Up	?
Newson	Gavin	#3 Sentinel Apts.	Teen	Fortune	Become Business Tycoon (Business)
Newson	Georgia	#3 Sentinel Apts.	Toddler	Grow Up	?
Newson	Ginger	#3 Sentinel Apts.	Teen	Family	Reach Golden Anniversary
Patel	Ana	#1 Ocean View Apts.	Adult	Family	Have 6 Grandchildren
Patel	Raj	#1 Ocean View Apts.	Baby	Grow Up	?
Patel	Ramir	#1 Ocean View Apts.	Adult	Popularity	Become Celebrity Chef (Culinary)
Peterson	Jessica	#1 Main St. Mobiles	Adult	Fortune	Become Criminal Mastermind(Criminal)
Riley	Sally	#2 Sentinel Apts.	Child	Grow Up	?
Riley	Timothy	#2 Sentinel Apts.	Adult	Knowledge	Become Chief of Staff (Medical)
Riley (Cho)	Vivian	#2 Sentinel Apts.	Adult	Family	Become Captain Hero (Law Enforcement)
Rutherford	Geoff	340 Audrey Avenue	Adult	Romance	Become Celebrity Chef (Culinary)
Weir	Connor	340 Audrey Avenue	Adult	Fortune	Have 6 Grandchildren
Bluewater Village
Last Name	First Name	Address	Age	Aspiration	Lifetime Want
Delarosa	Florence	15 Lake Meadow Circle	Adult	Knowledge	Become Mad Scientist (Science)
Gieke	Chester	25 Tobbogan Way	Ault	Knowledge	Become Criminal Mastermind (Criminal)
Jacquet	Denise	223 Idlewild Street	Elder	Fortune	Become Criminal Mastermind (Criminal)
Jacquet	Gilbert	223 Idlewild Street	Adult	Romance	Become a Hall of Famer (Athletic)
Landgraab	Malcolm the Fourth	71 Gondola Way	Adult	Fortune	Become Criminal Mastermind (Criminal)
Larson	Jason	33 Gondola Way	Adult	Fortune	Become Captain Hero (Law Enforcement)
Larson	Jodie	33 Gondola Way	Adult	Fortune	Become Chief of Staff (Medical)
Ramirez	Checo	146 Pebble Drive	Adult	Fortune	Become Business Tycoon (Business)
Ramirez	Lisa	146 Pebble Drive	Adult	Knowledge	Become Chief of Staff (Medical)
Ramirez	Tessa	146 Pebble Drive	Child	Grow Up	?
Tinker	Melody	32 Eagle Lane	Teen	Knowledge	Become Mad Scientist (Science)
Tinker	Stephen	32 Eagle Lane	Adult	Family	Become Captain Hero (Law Enforcement)
Tinker	Taylor	32 Eagle Lane	Child	Grow Up	?
Tinker	Wanda	32 Eagle Lane	Adult	Family	Marry Off 6 Children
Desiderata Valley
Last Name	First Name	Address	Age	Aspiration	Lifetime Want
Aspir	Elizabeth	250 Main Street	Adult	Fortune	Become Head of the SCIA (Intelligence)
Aspir	Luis	250 Main Street	Elder	Knowledge	Become City Planner (Architecture)
Aspir	Pauline	250 Main Street	Toddler	Grow Up	?
Aspir	Victor	250 Main Street	Adult	Family	Become Head of the SCIA (Intelligence)
Bell	Daniel	1050 East Leisure Lane	Child	Grow Up	?
Bell	Hannah	1050 East Leisure Lane	Adult	Family	Become World Class Ballerina (Dance)
Bell	Issac	1050 East Leisure Lane	Adult	Popularity	Become World Class Ballerina (Dance)
Contrary	Edward	1026 West Dreaming Drive	Adult	Knowledge	Become City Planner (Architecture)
Contrary	Opal	1026 West Dreaming Drive	Adult	Knowledge	Become City Planner (Architecture)
Contrary	Rick	1026 West Dreaming Drive	Teen	Fortune	Become World Class Ballerina (Dance)
Cooke	Julien	290 Hobby Drive	Adult	Popularity	Have 20 Simultaneous Best Friends
Jocque	Marcel	1055 East Leisure Lane	Adult	Family	Become Head of the SCIA (Intelligence)
Jocque	Sophia	1055 East Leisure Lane	Adult	Popularity	Become Hand of Poseidon (Oceanography)
Jocque	Violet	1055 East Leisure Lane	Teen	Popularity	Become a Prestidigitator (Entertainment)
Mole	John	153 Main Street	Adult	Popularity	Become City Planner (Architecture)
Picaso	Jessica	1097 West Leisure Lane	Adult	Family	Reach Golden Anniversary
Picaso	Matthew	1097 West Leisure Lane	Adult	Popularity	Become Hall of Famer (Athletics)
Una	Natasha	1080 West Leisure Lane	Adult	Grilled Cheese	Eat 200 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Wirth	Sharon	1050 East Leisure Lane	Adult	Romance	Become a Prestidigitator (Entertainment)
La Fiesta Tech
Last Name	First Name	Address	Age	Aspiration	Lifetime Want
Davis	Aldric	Canyon Commons	Freshman	Popularity	Own 5 Top-Level Businesses
Davis	Almeric	Canyon Commons	Freshman	Popularity	Become Media Magnate (Journalism)
Moonbeam	Blossom	Canyon Commons	Freshman	Family	Graduate 3 Children From College
Terrano	Stella	Canyon Commons	Freshman	Knowledge	Max Out 7 Skills
Vonderstein	Klara	Canyon Commons	Freshman	Knowledge	Become Mad Scientist (Science)
Williamson	William	Canyon Commons	Freshman	Fortune	Become Criminal Mastermind (Criminal)